Mike;
You make me laugh. One thing we do have in abundance in this community (besides the obvious wisdom) is the humour.
I have an affinity with Yoda and Star Wars because my late son loved them. A routine we had most of his childhood was going out to the toy store every pay day so he could pick out a new plastic Star War character. He always sucked me into getting him two because he could not decide which one to get (and I am very aware that he did that because he knew I would give in if he stressed enough about "needing" to have both)
I have a poster on my desk at work with Yoda quotes that is above my Yoda toy (also on my desk) which is right beside my 7 foot wooden Giraffe (beside my desk) and a whole eclectic collection of all things 'not usually found at people's work stations'. (I don't think my bosses know what to do with that but my co-workers are always fighting to steal my desk when I am out at meetings so they can enter my 'enchanted' world) LOL